ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT CHEATERS AT POETRY SLAM T-SHIRT

Calling all guardians of integrity in poetry slam! You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. Designed for the vigilant protectors of honesty in verse, this shirt serves as a bold proclamation against the forces of deceit that may lurk within the realm of spoken word.

Adorned with powerful typography and symbolic imagery, this shirt stands as a beacon of truth amidst the dimly lit corridors of poetic competition. Its message is clear: only through collective vigilance, good governance and individual responsibility can the sanctity of the poetic craft be upheld.

Wear it proudly as a testament to your commitment to fair play and authentic expression. Let it be a reminder to all who witness your performance that the spirit of the poetry slam community is rooted in integrity and transparency.

100% of net proceeds from sales of this shirt will benefit poets who can verify that they are not cheating at poetry slams to help cover and subsidize the costs of more honest poets participating in more poetry slams.

It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and feels as safe and comfy as cheaters do at poetry slams. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite in your collection!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
• Warning: By no means should you wear or purchase this shirt if it is your intent to cheat at poetry slams.

The truth is you're probably not cheating at poetry slams. Most people aren't, so this product is made especially for you. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for helping spread positive messaging at all future poetry slam events.